"12 Days of Christmas" by Hutchlover



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A gift for the fans from Hutchlover, to the tune of ’12 Days of Christmas’

On the first day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

A white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the second day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the third day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

Three visits to Merle;
Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the fourth day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

Four stolen sandwiches;
Three visits to Merle;
Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the fifth day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

FIVE NIGHTS ON STAKEOUT!

Four stolen sandwiches;
Three visits to Merle;
Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the sixth day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

Six guest stars at once;
Five Nights on Stakeout!

Four stolen sandwiches;
Three visits to Merle;
Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the seventh day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

Seven hookers who snitch;
Six guest stars at once;
Five Nights on Stakeout!

Four stolen sandwiches;
Three visits to Merle;
Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the eighth day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

Eight crooked Federals;
Seven hookers who snitch;
Six guest stars at once;
Five Nights on Stakeout!

Four stolen sandwiches;
Three visits to Merle;
Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the ninth day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

Nine women who leave;
Eight crooked Federals;
Seven hookers who snitch;
Six guest stars at once;
Five Nights on Stakeout!

Four stolen sandwiches;
Three visits to Merle;
Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the tenth day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

Ten wild outfits for Huggy;
Nine women who leave;
Eight crooked Federals;
Seven hookers who snitch;
Six guest stars at once;
Five Nights on Stakeout!

Four stolen sandwiches;
Three visits to Merle;
Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the eleventh day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

Eleven cases solved in an hour;
Ten wild outfits for Huggy;
Nine women who leave;
Eight crooked Federals;
Seven hookers who snitch;
Six guest stars at once;
Five Nights on Stakeout!

Four stolen sandwiches;
Three visits to Merle;
Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.

On the twelfth day of Christmas a true fan gave to me:

Twelve and counting, stupid criminals;
Eleven cases solved in an hour;
Ten wild outfits for Huggy;
Nine women who leave;
Eight crooked Federals;
Seven hookers who snitch;
Six guest stars at once;
Five Nights on Stakeout!

Four stolen sandwiches;
Three visits to Merle;
Two sets of handcuffs;
And a white striped Ford Gran Torino.


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