{"id":196,"date":"2017-12-09T05:12:10","date_gmt":"2017-12-09T05:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/?p=196"},"modified":"2017-12-09T05:12:10","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T05:12:10","slug":"december-9th-white-christmas-blond-cop-by-wightfaerie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"December 9th- White Christmas\/Blond Cop by wightfaerie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #875f00;\"><strong>Original version \u2013 <em>White Christmas<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dreaming of a white Christmas<br \/>\nJust like the ones I used to know<br \/>\nWhere the treetops glisten,<br \/>\nand children listen<br \/>\nTo hear sleigh bells in the snow<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dreaming of a white Christmas<br \/>\nWith every Christmas card I write<br \/>\nMay your days be merry and bright<br \/>\nAnd may all your Christmases be white<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dreaming of a white Christmas<br \/>\nWith every Christmas card I write<br \/>\nMay your days be merry and bright<br \/>\nAnd may all your Christmases be white<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/white-blond.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-199 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/white-blond-300x220.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/white-blond-300x220.jpg 300w, http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/white-blond.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">My version \u2013 <em>Blond Cop<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dreaming of a blond cop<br \/>\nThe sexiest I\u2019ve ever known<br \/>\nWith hair that glistens,<br \/>\nand ears that listen<br \/>\nTo hear my whispers in the snow<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dreaming of a blond cop<br \/>\nWith every crime report I write<br \/>\nMay our days be horny and tight<br \/>\nAnd may all our liaisons excite<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dreaming of a blond cop<br \/>\nWith a smile so white<br \/>\nMay our days be merry and bright<br \/>\nAnd may all our Christmases delight<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Original version \u2013 White Christmas I&#8217;m dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten, and children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow I&#8217;m dreaming of a white Christmas With &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/?p=196\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-safe-for-work","category-slash","category-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":256,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions\/256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2017\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}