{"id":116,"date":"2018-12-04T05:09:44","date_gmt":"2018-12-04T05:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2018\/calendar\/?p=116"},"modified":"2018-12-04T05:09:44","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T05:09:44","slug":"december-4th-something-different-this-year-by-chocolate-egg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2018\/calendar\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"December 4th- Something Different this Year by Chocolate Egg"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Hey Hutch, I\u2019m thinking we should do something different for the Advent calendar this year.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“What a coincidence. Me, too. I\u2019m thinking silver and gold with blue accents.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“I\u2019m thinking monkeys in Santa suits.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Hutch\u2019s head snapped in Starsky\u2019s direction. Starsky showed him the ad he was looking at.<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Absolutely NO monkeys in Santa suits!”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Okay, naked monkeys it is.” Starsky leapt off the couch as he spoke.<\/span><\/p>\n

“I\u2019ll show you a naked monkey!” Hutch leapt after him.<\/span><\/p>\n

“You callin\u2019 me a monkey?!”<\/span><\/p>\n

“If the pelt fits . . . “<\/span><\/p>\n

Starsky slipped on sections of the Sunday paper that were scattered across the floor. Hutch tackled him.<\/span><\/p>\n

“I repeat; I\u2019ll show you a naked monkey.” Hutch tickled his partner while undressing him. It took a while but it was quite enjoyable for both parties.<\/span><\/p>\n

“I wanna see yours,” Starsky squirmed.<\/span><\/p>\n

“My what?” Hutch laughed.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Your naked monkey.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“No naked monkey here. Just . . . ” Hutch struggled to reach his own zipper “a . . . ” pulled it down “naked . . . ” exposed himself “cock!” he shouted triumphantly.<\/span><\/p>\n

“I love a trip to the zoooosshhmmm,” Starsky replied as Hutch mashed their mouths together.<\/span><\/p>\n

Some time later . . .<\/span><\/p>\n

Hutch looked up at Starsky from where he lay in his partner\u2019s arms. “So much for something different for the Advent calendar. Just the same old sex and debauchery.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Yup. I guess some things just shouldn\u2019t be changed.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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