{"id":274,"date":"2019-12-12T05:43:35","date_gmt":"2019-12-12T05:43:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2019\/calendar\/?p=274"},"modified":"2019-12-12T05:43:35","modified_gmt":"2019-12-12T05:43:35","slug":"december-12th-happy-christmas-by-angelorb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2019\/calendar\/?p=274","title":{"rendered":"December 12th- Happy Christmas by Angelorb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">What you see is what you get, hey, the fun&#8217;s not over yet\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Come on big boy drop defenses, kick the door down, jump some fences, undo all your inhibitions, let out naughty, sweet emissions,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">what you see is what you get, roll the dice and place a bet\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Pop those buttons (press all mine) stand erect, don&#8217;t form a line, man I&#8217;m hot, my body&#8217;s sizzling, need some honey, sliding, drizzling, wrap me up with velvet, tightly, squeeze me, please me, kiss me nightly,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">what you see is what you get, something good, you won&#8217;t forget\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Take me underneath the tree, make my \u2018baubles\u2019 shake with glee, crumble chocolate between kisses, let me show you just what bliss is, closer, closer, don&#8217;t say never, disappear into forever,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">what you see is what you get, you&#8217;re entangled in my net\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Taste my steaming cherry pie, with each lick you make me sigh, squirt some cream upon my nipples, (better than hot Christmas tipples!) spiced mulled wine runs in-between, where some other juice has been, <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">what you see is what you get, we&#8217;ve got time, so don&#8217;t you fret\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Help me hang the mistletoe, sliding off you nice and slow, tasting all your brandy kisses, man, your tongue-it never misses, leather belt drops to the floor, hear you calling out for more,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">What you see is what you get, (hey, I thought I won that bet!)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">six hours later we&#8217;re still rocking, many goodies fill our stocking, bodies glazed in wine and honey, feeling good and kinda funny,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">what you see is what you get, hey, the fun&#8217;s not over yet&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-307\" src=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2019\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/happy-christmas-poem-v2-197x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"197\" 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