{"id":126,"date":"2020-12-05T05:35:23","date_gmt":"2020-12-05T05:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=126"},"modified":"2020-12-05T05:35:23","modified_gmt":"2020-12-05T05:35:23","slug":"december-5th-mars-lights-and-jingle-bells-by-dawnwind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"December 5th- Mars Lights and Jingle Bells by Dawnwind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lusting through the day<br \/>\nIn the Torino all the way,<br \/>\nO\u2019er the streets we go,<br \/>\nBantering is our play.<br \/>\nMars light on the roof,<br \/>\nZebra three\u2019s on call,<br \/>\nWhat fun it\u2019ll be when<br \/>\nWe\u2019re naked Christmas Day.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Jingle bells, Starsky swells,<br \/>\nHutch is on his way.<br \/>\nOh, what fun it is to ride<br \/>\nHis partner\u2019s Christmas tree.<\/p>\n<p>A day or two ago,<br \/>\nStarsky took a ride<br \/>\nAnd soon he cast his eyes<br \/>\nOn Hutch\u2019s smooth backside,<br \/>\nThe man was lean and lank,<br \/>\nAnd ready for a trot,<br \/>\nHe got into position<br \/>\nAnd Starsky got his shot.<\/p>\n<p>Jingle Bells, Hutch now swells,<br \/>\nStarsky\u2019s here to play.<br \/>\nOh, what fun it is to ride<br \/>\nOn his partner\u2019s candy cane.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Mars-Lights-and-Jingle-Bells.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-127 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Mars-Lights-and-Jingle-Bells-300x232.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Mars-Lights-and-Jingle-Bells-300x232.jpg 300w, http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Mars-Lights-and-Jingle-Bells.jpg 561w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lusting through the day In the Torino all the way, O\u2019er the streets we go, Bantering is our play. Mars light on the roof, Zebra three\u2019s on call, What fun it\u2019ll be when We\u2019re naked Christmas Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,10,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nsfw","category-poem","category-slash"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":152,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions\/152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}