{"id":259,"date":"2020-12-06T20:41:27","date_gmt":"2020-12-06T20:41:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=259"},"modified":"2020-12-11T04:54:35","modified_gmt":"2020-12-11T04:54:35","slug":"december-11th-huggys-hanukkah-humor-by-daisy-morgan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=259","title":{"rendered":"December 11th- Huggy’s Hanukkah Humor by Daisy Morgan"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Starsky:<\/strong> \u201cHey, Hutch?\u201d<\/p>\n

Hutch:<\/strong> \u201cYeah, Starsk?\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky:<\/strong> \u201cCome here, Huggy\u2019s on the phone — says he\u2019s got somethin\u2019 important to tell us. Whaddya got for us, Hug?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Huggy:<\/strong> \u201cWhat do cows and horses light when celebrating Hanukkah?\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky & Hutch:<\/strong> \u201cHuh?\u201d<\/p>\n

Huggy:<\/strong> \u201cIt\u2019s a joke. From my Big Book of Hanukkah Jokes<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky & Hutch:<\/strong> \u201cOh, okay. What\u2019s the punchline?\u201d<\/p>\n

Huggy:<\/strong> \u201cA ‘manure’-ah.\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky & Hutch:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Huggy: <\/strong>\u201cHey, how come I don\u2019t hear no laughin\u2019? Don\u2019t you guys think my joke was funny? Judging from the silence on the other end of the line, I\u2019m guessin\u2019 you two must be awed by my superior comedic skills. Here\u2019s another joke\u2026<\/p>\n

What’s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky & Hutch:<\/strong> [silence<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Huggy:<\/strong> \u201cOne is eight nights while the other ate knights. Get it \u2013 \u2018ate\u2019 knights?\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky & Hutch:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Huggy: <\/strong>\u201cStarsky? Hutch? You still there?\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky & Hutch:<\/strong> \u201cStill here, Huggy. Waitin\u2019 for you to tell us some funny jokes.\u201d<\/p>\n

Huggy: \u201c<\/strong>You two just don\u2019t wanna admit that The Bear is the master of witticisms.\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky & Hutch:<\/strong> [rolling their eyes<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Huggy: <\/strong>\u201cI got one more. What do you call it when Santa doesn’t bring you any gifts?\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky & Hutch:<\/strong> \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n

Huggy:<\/strong> \u201cHanukkah!\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky & Hutch:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Huggy: <\/strong>\u201cOh, come on now, my brothers\u2026you know that one was funny!\u201d<\/p>\n

Starsky & Hutch, laughing:<\/strong> \u201cHappy Hanukkah, Huggy!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Starsky: \u201cHey, Hutch?\u201d Hutch: \u201cYeah, Starsk?\u201d Starsky: \u201cCome here, Huggy\u2019s on the phone — says he\u2019s got somethin\u2019 important to tell us. Whaddya got for us, Hug?\u201d Huggy: \u201cWhat do cows and horses light when celebrating Hanukkah?\u201d Starsky & Hutch: \u201cHuh?\u201d Huggy: \u201cIt\u2019s a joke. From my Big Book of Hanukkah Jokes.\u201d Starsky & Hutch: … Continue reading “December 11th- Huggy’s Hanukkah Humor by Daisy Morgan”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,20,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gen","category-jokes","category-sfw"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":269,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions\/269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}