{"id":333,"date":"2020-12-14T00:36:56","date_gmt":"2020-12-14T00:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=333"},"modified":"2020-12-22T05:06:11","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T05:06:11","slug":"december-22nd-christmas-jokes-with-stan-and-ollie-by-daisy-morgan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"December 22nd- Christmas Jokes with “Stan” and “Ollie” by Daisy Morgan"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Starsky:<\/strong> “Ollie?”
\nHutch:<\/strong> “Yes, Stanley?”
\nStarsky:<\/strong> “How’s about we tell Captain Dobey some funny Christmas jokes? He looks like he could use a laugh.”
\nHutch:<\/strong> “That’s a good idea, Stanley. Why don’t you go first?”
\nStarsky:<\/strong> “OK, I will. [Clears throat<\/em>]\u2026Why do mummies like the holidays so much?”
\nHutch:<\/strong> “I don’t know, Stanley. Why?”
\nStarsky:<\/strong> “Because they’re into all the wrapping.”<\/p>\n

Dobey:<\/strong> [groans<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Hutch:<\/strong> “I’ve got one, Stanley! Knock, knock.”
\n8Starsky:<\/strong> “Who’s there?”
\nHutch:<\/strong> “Pizza.”
\nStarsky:<\/strong> “Pizza, who?”
\nHutch:<\/strong> “Pizza on earth, good will toward men!”<\/p>\n

Dobey:
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Starsky:<\/strong> “Say, Ollie\u2026 I think Cap’n Dobey looks a little grumpy today. Hey, what does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?”
\nHutch:<\/strong> “What?”
\nStarsky:<\/strong> “Baaaa humbug!”<\/p>\n

Dobey:<\/strong> [rolls eyes<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Hutch:<\/strong> “Stanley, where do snowmen keep their money?”
\nStarsky:<\/strong> “Beats me, Ollie.”
\nDobey:<\/strong> “I’d like to beat the [censored<\/em>] outta both of you!”
\nHutch:<\/strong> [ignores Dobey<\/em>] “In a snow bank!”<\/p>\n

Starsky: <\/strong>“Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?”
\nHutch: <\/strong>“Why?”
\nStarsky: <\/strong>“Because the present’s beneath them.”<\/p>\n

Dobey:
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Starsky:<\/strong> “Ollie, I don’t think he likes these jokes. How about this one — What does Santa say at the start of a race?”
\nHutch:<\/strong> “I don’t know, Stanley.”
\nStarsky:<\/strong> “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”<\/p>\n

Dobey:<\/strong> [checks his watch<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Hutch:<\/strong> “Oh, Stanley?”
\nStarsky:<\/strong> “Yes, Ollie?”
\nHutch:<\/strong> “What are you giving Captain Dobey for Christmas?”
\nStarsky:<\/strong> “A list of everything I want!”<\/p>\n

Dobey:
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Starsky & Hutch:<\/strong> “Merry Christmas, Cap’n!”<\/p>\n

Dobey:<\/strong> “Merry Christmas, boys.”<\/p>\n

Starsky, Hutch, and Dobey:<\/strong> “Merry Christmas, everyone!”<\/p>\n

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Starsky: “Ollie?” Hutch: “Yes, Stanley?” Starsky: “How’s about we tell Captain Dobey some funny Christmas jokes? He looks like he could use a laugh.” Hutch: “That’s a good idea, Stanley. Why don’t you go first?” Starsky: “OK, I will. [Clears throat]\u2026Why do mummies like the holidays so much?” Hutch: “I don’t know, Stanley. Why?” Starsky: … Continue reading “December 22nd- Christmas Jokes with “Stan” and “Ollie” by Daisy Morgan”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,20,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gen","category-jokes","category-sfw"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":582,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions\/582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}