{"id":341,"date":"2020-12-13T16:35:51","date_gmt":"2020-12-13T16:35:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=341"},"modified":"2020-12-16T04:23:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-16T04:23:00","slug":"december-16th-12-days-of-starsky-and-hutch-christmas-by-kiraberlin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=341","title":{"rendered":"December 16th- 12 Days of Starsky and Hutch Christmas by KiraBerlin"},"content":{"rendered":"

On the first day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nA [reload] cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the second day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nTwo looks of love,
\nAnd a cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the third day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nThree eager hands,
\nTwo looks of love,
\nAnd a cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the fourth day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nFour loving words,
\nThree eager hands,
\nTwo looks of love,
\nAnd a cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the fifth day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nFive chicken wings,
\nFour loving words,
\nThree eager hands,
\nTwo looks of love,
\nAnd a cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the sixth day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nSix love songs playing,
\nFive chicken wings,
\nFour loving words,
\nThree eager hands,
\nTwo looks of love,
\nAnd a cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the seventh day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nSeven meals with trimming,
\nSix love songs playing,
\nFive chicken wings,
\nFour loving words,
\nThree eager hands,
\nTwo looks of love,
\nAnd a cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the eighth day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nEight bed sheets silken,
\nSeven meals with trimming,
\nSix love songs playing,
\nFive chicken wings,
\nFour loving words,
\nThree eager hands,
\nTwo looks of love,
\nAnd a cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the ninth day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nNine nights out dancing,
\nEight bed sheets silken,
\nSeven meals with trimming,
\nSix love songs playing,
\nFive chicken wings,
\nFour loving words,
\nThree eager hands,
\nTwo looks of love,
\nAnd a cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the tenth day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nTen kisses for keeping,
\nNine nights out dancing,
\nEight bed sheets silken,
\nSeven meals with trimming,
\nSix love songs playing,
\nFive chicken wings,
\nFour loving words,
\nThree eager hands,
\nTwo looks of love,
\nAnd a cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nEleven tissues for wiping,
\nTen kisses for keeping,
\nNine nights out dancing,
\nEight bed sheets silken,
\nSeven meals with trimming,
\nSix love songs playing,
\nFive chicken wings,
\nFour loving words,
\nThree eager hands,
\nTwo looks of love,
\nAnd a cartridge to feel carefree.<\/p>\n

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
\nmy true love sent to me
\nTwelve times of cumming,
\nEleven tissues for wiping,
\nTen kisses for keeping,
\nNine nights out dancing,
\nEight bed sheets silken,
\nSeven rounds of rimming,
\nSex games a-playing,
\nFive cock rings,
\nFour loving words,
\nThrice swollen glans,
\nTwo looks of love, and
\nBrought his package to be here with me!<\/p>\n

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