{"id":400,"date":"2020-12-17T04:59:43","date_gmt":"2020-12-17T04:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=400"},"modified":"2020-12-17T04:59:43","modified_gmt":"2020-12-17T04:59:43","slug":"december-17th-starskys-jingle-bells-by-daisy-morgan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/?p=400","title":{"rendered":"December 17th- Starsky\u2019s Jingle Bells by Daisy Morgan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jingle bells, jingle bells<br \/>\nJingle all the way,<br \/>\nOh what fun it is to ride<!--more--><br \/>\nMy partner night and day<\/p>\n<p>Jingle bells, jingle bells<br \/>\nJingle all the way,<br \/>\nOh what fun it is to ride<br \/>\nMy partner night and day<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m dashing through the room<br \/>\nHe\u2019ll catch me if he may<br \/>\nAround the room we go<br \/>\nLaughing all the way<br \/>\nBells on my cock ring<br \/>\nMaking spirits bright<br \/>\nWhat fun it is to ride and sing<br \/>\nMy blond partner tonight<\/p>\n<p>Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells<br \/>\nJingle all the way,<br \/>\nOh what fun it is to ride<br \/>\nMy partner night and daaay<br \/>\nJingle bells, jingle bells<br \/>\nJingle all the way<br \/>\nOh what fun it is to ride<br \/>\nMy partner night and day<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re dashing through the snow<br \/>\nHe\u2019ll catch me if he may<br \/>\nThrough the house we go<br \/>\nLaughing all the way, hey, hey, hey<br \/>\nBells on my cock ring<br \/>\nMaking spirits bright<br \/>\nWhat fun it is to ride and sing<br \/>\nMy blond partner tonight<\/p>\n<p>Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells<br \/>\nJingle all the way<br \/>\nOh what fun it is to ride<br \/>\nMy partner night and day, hey!<br \/>\nJingle bells, jingle bells<br \/>\nJingle all the way,<br \/>\nOh what fun it is to ride<br \/>\nMy partner night and day!<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s\u2026not looking too amused<br \/>\nHe\u2019s quite pissed, I\u2019d have to say<br \/>\nHe wants me to shut up<br \/>\nBut I reply, \u201cNo way!\u201d<br \/>\nNow he\u2019s chasing me all \u2018round<br \/>\nThe sofa, tree, and bed<br \/>\nAnd tackles me to the ground<br \/>\nBecause of what I said.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells<br \/>\nJingle all the way<br \/>\nOh what fun it is to ride<br \/>\nMy partner night and day<br \/>\nJingle bells, jingle bells<br \/>\nJingle all the way<br \/>\nOh what fun it is to ride<br \/>\nMy partner night and day, hey!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/JingleBells-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-402\" src=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/JingleBells-1-300x250.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2020\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/JingleBells-1-300x250.jpg 300w, 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