{"id":327,"date":"2012-12-14T03:42:09","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T03:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2012\/calendar\/?p=327"},"modified":"2012-12-14T03:42:09","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T03:42:09","slug":"december-14th-christmas-songs-by-hutcherie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2012\/calendar\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"December 14th- Christmas Songs by Hutcherie"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Oh please Starsk, I can’t take it any longer.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Whaddaya say?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Well, these Christmas songs on the radio. You know I don’t like\u2026.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“…Christmas, I know Hutch.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Then why are you bothering me?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Because I need to learn the songs.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Why?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Well, because I’m invited to the ball at the retirement home.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Do you feel you’re old and senile?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Meathead!”<\/span><\/p>\n

“No seriously, what are you doing going to a seniors’ ball, Starsk?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Well, we’ll eat cake, sing Christmas songs and we’ll do handicrafts!”<\/span><\/p>\n

“You’ll do handicrafts? I know all about Origami. Shall I teach you?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Stop being smutty, Hutch!”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Huh? What do you mean? Origami is the noble art of paper folding, you philistine.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Oh, emmm… paper folding is called Origato?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Origami, Starsk, Origami!!!”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Oh, well…can you also do other things?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“You bet! Your partner has a few secrets in store.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Cool! I`ll take you with me, buddy, and now let’s get you learning the Christmas songs,” Starsky replied happily. “Come on, sing with me:<\/span>
\n We wish you a Merry Christmas,
\nWe wish you a Merry Christmas,
\nWe wish you a Merry\u2026”<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Hutch sighed, rolling his eyes in feigned despair. “Wait until tonight and I`ll make you pay for this, buddy.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Can’t wait sweetheart,” Starsky purred, grinning broadly. “I hope that\u00b4s not an empty promise.”<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Special thanks to Nicky Gabriel for the screen cap.<\/span> <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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