{"id":399,"date":"2012-12-17T03:23:57","date_gmt":"2012-12-17T03:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2012\/calendar\/?p=399"},"modified":"2022-02-06T16:58:49","modified_gmt":"2022-02-06T16:58:49","slug":"december-17th-christmas-carol-by-det-david-m-starsky-transcribed-by-hutchlover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2012\/calendar\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"December 17th- Christmas Carol by Det. David M. Starsky, Transcribed by Hutchlover"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sung to the tune of ‘Oh Christmas Tree’<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato,<\/span><\/strong>
\n With red & white paint job.<\/span><\/strong>
\n Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato,<\/span><\/strong>
\n With red & white paint job.<\/span><\/strong>
\n You keep us safe when bullets fly,<\/span><\/strong>
\n And take a beating without a sigh.<\/span><\/strong>
\n Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato<\/span><\/strong>
\n With red & white paint job.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato<\/span><\/strong>
\n With bucket seats of leather.<\/span><\/strong>
\n Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato<\/span><\/strong>
\n With bucket seats of leather.<\/span><\/strong>
\n The back has seen some action,<\/span><\/strong>
\n When long stakeouts turn to passion.<\/span><\/strong>
\n Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato<\/span><\/strong>
\n With bucket seats of leather.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato<\/span><\/strong>
\n Your engine growls like a tiger.<\/span><\/strong>
\n Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato<\/span><\/strong>
\n Your engine growls like a tiger.<\/span><\/strong>
\n Take us home, go faster,<\/span><\/strong>
\n I’m horny for my hot partner.<\/span><\/strong>
\n Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato<\/span><\/strong>
\n I need to fuck Hutch, my lover.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Torino Dreams created by Flamingo<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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