{"id":149,"date":"2015-12-13T06:48:13","date_gmt":"2015-12-13T06:48:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/?p=149"},"modified":"2015-12-13T06:48:13","modified_gmt":"2015-12-13T06:48:13","slug":"december-13th-strategy-by-exbex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"December 13th- Strategy by exbex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t recall anyone ever smirking while giving me a blowjob, but that\u2019s what Starsky is doing, in spite of or maybe because of me straddling him while I\u2019ve got him pinned to the floor.<\/p>\n<p>Starsky has this strategy of talking incessantly while playing chess, in order to distract his opponent. He knows it infuriates me. He also knows how good he looks with his shirt unbuttoned halfway. And now there\u2019s no sound but the ticking of the clock and my own heavy breathing.<\/p>\n<p>It should be obvious by now how he always manages to get one over on me. But I fall for it every time.<\/p>\n<p>I pull off before I come down his throat, and I end up coming on my clothes like I\u2019m a kid again. He\u2019s on me before I can even try to stand up, kissing me down my neck and my chest as he unbuttons my shirt clumsily, as if I\u2019m some kind of sweet treat that he can\u2019t get enough of. I can feel how hard he is against me, and it makes my eyes roll up into my head.<\/p>\n<p>I bury my hands in his hair. \u201cHey. Hey David.\u201d That stops him; I never call him that. He\u2019s got this look in eyes that\u2019s a little bit confusion but mostly hopeful anticipation. I smile, maybe because I\u2019ve gained the upper hand, maybe because he looks beautiful. \u201cYou wanna take me to bed and fuck me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Starsky gets this look on his face that makes me wonder how I ever manage to deny him anything. He looks like a kid in a candy store, or, let\u2019s face it, Starsky in a candy store. But when he gets me in bed, he\u2019s sweet and slow, like a connoisseur savoring his favorite dish.<\/p>\n<p>Afterward, I\u2019m lying awake, satisfied but not sleepy, while Starsky is lost in sleep, his limbs all tangled up in mine, as if he\u2019s a benevolent octopus. And I have the chance to say what I\u2019m too cowardly to tell him when he\u2019s awake. \u201cHow\u2019d I get so lucky?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/strategy.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-151\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-151 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/strategy-278x300.jpg\" alt=\"strategy\" width=\"278\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/strategy-278x300.jpg 278w, https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/strategy.jpg 375w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 278px) 100vw, 278px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t recall anyone ever smirking while giving me a blowjob, but that\u2019s what Starsky is doing, in spite of or maybe because of me straddling him while I\u2019ve got him pinned to the floor. 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