{"id":38,"date":"2015-12-02T06:10:47","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T06:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/?p=38"},"modified":"2015-12-02T16:57:40","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T16:57:40","slug":"december-2nd-midnight-at-the-rivoli-by-dawnwind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"December 2nd- Midnight at the Rivoli by Dawnwind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hutch was powerless to look away. Like watching a train wreck, he stared in stupefied horror. The garish colors\u2014\u00a0 red and putrid green. The screams, the senseless violence\u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t take any more of this!\u201d he whispered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSsh!\u201d Starsky yanked on his sleeve. \u201cSiddown!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is the worst movie I have ever seen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is a classic.\u201d Starsky waved at the screen. \u201cGoodness and the spirit of giving overcoming\u2014\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSanta Claus Conquers the Martians is crap, Starsk.\u201d He groaned.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThanks for giving me this for Christmas.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hutch melted. He\u2019d seen far worse things last May. \u201cYou lived for me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/RivoliFlat750frame.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-39\" src=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/RivoliFlat750frame.jpg\" alt=\"RivoliFlat750frame\" width=\"550\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/RivoliFlat750frame.jpg 750w, https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/RivoliFlat750frame-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hutch was powerless to look away. Like watching a train wreck, he stared in stupefied horror. The garish colors\u2014\u00a0 red and putrid green. The screams, the senseless violence\u2014 \u201cI can\u2019t take any more of this!\u201d he whispered. \u201cSsh!\u201d Starsky yanked &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/?p=38\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fic","category-gen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/60"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2015\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}