{"id":144,"date":"2016-12-23T05:42:57","date_gmt":"2016-12-23T05:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/?p=144"},"modified":"2016-12-23T05:42:57","modified_gmt":"2016-12-23T05:42:57","slug":"december-23rd-starskys-version-of-silver-bells-by-ksstarfire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"December 23rd- Starsky\u2019s Version of Silver Bells by ksstarfire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Satin sheets, lube that heats<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 12pt;\"> It\u2019s time to play in our bedroom<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 12pt;\"> Push in deep, push in deep, hear you scream, hear you scream<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 12pt;\"> Soon I will cum with you too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">I will nail you in the kitchen<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 12pt;\"> Dressed in my Santa hat<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 12pt;\"> In the air there\u2019s the odor of lustiness<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 12pt;\"> You start laughing when I kiss you<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 12pt;\"> Cause I\u2019m tickling your balls<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 12pt;\"> Thank God no one can hear through our walls.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/naughtygifts.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-320 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/naughtygifts.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/naughtygifts.png 448w, https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/naughtygifts-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/naughtygifts-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satin sheets, lube that heats It\u2019s time to play in our bedroom Push in deep, push in deep, hear you scream, hear you scream Soon I will cum with you too. I will nail you in the kitchen Dressed in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/?p=144\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,13,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bdsm","category-slash","category-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":321,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions\/321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}