{"id":326,"date":"2016-12-19T05:59:49","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T05:59:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/?p=326"},"modified":"2017-03-14T19:34:51","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:34:51","slug":"december-19th-blondie-its-cold-outside-by-mvernet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2016\/calendar\/?p=326","title":{"rendered":"December 19th- Blondie, It’s Cold Outside by mvernet"},"content":{"rendered":"

A song parody, sung to the tune of the Christmas Classic, Baby It\u2019s Cold Outsid<\/em>e, originally written by Frank Loesser (1944), and inspired by the version performed by John Schneider and Tom Wopat of The Dukes of Hazzar<\/em>d called, Johnny It\u2019s Cold Outside<\/em>. Basically this is a parody of a parody of a parody.<\/span><\/p>\n

Here is the music vid <\/a>that inspired me.<\/span><\/p>\n

(Hutch is in blue<\/span>, Starsky is in purple<\/span>)<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 I really can’t stay<\/span>
\n But, Blondie, it’s cold outside<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I’ve got to go away<\/span>
\n But, it\u2019s really comin\u2019 down out there<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 This evening has been<\/span>
\n Been hoping that you’d drop in<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So very nice<\/span>
\n You brought the beer and it\u2019s on ice<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vanessa will start to worry<\/span>
\n Blondie, what’s your hurry?<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I bet she will be pacing the floor<\/span>
\n She don\u2019t deserve one thought more<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So really I’d better scurry<\/span>
\n I\u2019d love to watch you scurry<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well, maybe just half a glass more<\/span>
\n Put some records on while I pour<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The neighbors might think<\/span>
\n Blondie, it’s bad out there<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Say what’s in this drink?<\/span>
\n The roads will be closed out there<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I wish I knew now<\/span>
\n Your eyes are like starlight now<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What tale to tell<\/span>
\n I\u2019m sure you have some story to sell<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I ought to say no, no, no, sir<\/span>
\n Mind if I move in closer<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 At least I’m gonna say that I tried<\/span>
\n What’s the sense of hurting my pride?<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I really can’t stay<\/span>
\n Blondie, don’t hold out<\/span>
\n [Both] Babe, it’s cold outside<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I simply must go<\/span>
\n Blondie, it’s cold outside<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Starsk! The answer is no<\/span>
\n Blondie, it’s cold outside<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The welcome has been<\/span>
\n How lucky that you dropped in<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So nice and warm<\/span>
\n Look out the window at the storm<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dobey will be suspicious<\/span>
\n Don\u2019t you think this pizza\u2019s just scrumptious?<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Babcock will be watching the door<\/span>
\n And we could always order some more<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 And Simmons’ mind is vicious<\/span>
\n Damn, your lips look delicious<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well maybe just a half a slice more<\/span>
\n Never such a tropical storm<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I got to get home<\/span>
\n But, Blondie, you’d freeze out there<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What? It\u2019s sixty degrees!<\/span>
\n You\u2019ll blow out to sea out there<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You’ve really been grand<\/span>
\n I thrill when you touch my hand<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 But don’t you see?<\/span>
\n How can you do this thing to me?<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Starsk! I gotta go home<\/span>
\n You can\u2019t drive your squash out there<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Come on, give me my keys<\/span>
\n You\u2019re risking your ass out there<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 This evening\u2019s been great<\/span>
\n I want you to play my guitar<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 But don\u2019t you see?<\/span>
\n And sing a love song just for me<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 There’s bound to be talk tomorrow<\/span>
\n Think of my lifelong sorrow<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 At least there will be plenty implied<\/span>
\n If you caught pneumonia and died<\/span>
\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I really can’t stay<\/span>
\n Get over that old doubt<\/span>
\n [Both] Babe, it’s cold<\/span>
\n [Both] Babe, it’s cold outside<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Hutch, you know you ain\u2019t goin\u2019 nowhere tonight.<\/span>
\n I know, Starsk, I know.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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