Deck the halls with boughs of holly!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Tis the season to be jolly!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Starsk, what are you doing?
Don we now our gay apparel
You mean the body harnesses with cock straps that we got at Uncle Elmo’s?
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Let’s read a story by Lewis Carroll
That’s not how the song goes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the blazing lube before us
Blazing lube? That sounds unpleasant.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
My favorite dinosaur is stegosaurus
Oh brother
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me to the bedroom in merry measure
I’m right behind you, buddy
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While I engage you in sexual pleasure
I’m looking forward to it
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I rip my partner’s clothes off quickly
So you’ve just given up on the actual lyrics, then?
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Even though he can be somewhat prickly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
If only you would just stop singing
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
What’s that? I think the phone is ringing
No, it’s not
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Let’s put the butt plugs in our asses
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Now sing we joyous, both together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Both sing: AS WE WEAR THESE BONDS OF STUDS AAAANND LEATHER
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA!
Ah, that feels good, babe…