Deck the halls with boughs of holly!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Tis the season to be jolly!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Starsk, what are you doing?
Don we now our gay apparel
You mean the body harnesses with cock straps that we got at Uncle Elmo’s?
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Let’s read a story by Lewis Carroll
That’s not how the song goes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the blazing lube before us
Blazing lube? That sounds unpleasant.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
My favorite dinosaur is stegosaurus
Oh brother
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me to the bedroom in merry measure
I’m right behind you, buddy
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While I engage you in sexual pleasure
I’m looking forward to it
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I rip my partner’s clothes off quickly
So you’ve just given up on the actual lyrics, then?
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Even though he can be somewhat prickly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
If only you would just stop singing
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
What’s that? I think the phone is ringing
No, it’s not
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Let’s put the butt plugs in our asses
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Now sing we joyous, both together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Both sing: AS WE WEAR THESE BONDS OF STUDS AAAANND LEATHER
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA!
Ah, that feels good, babe…
LOL, Stegaysaurus!
Thank you admins for the green and red formatting — it’s perfect!
OMG! That was priceless. It needs to be framed. LOL!!!
Now that is very silly. And there is nothing Hutch needs more than some silliness in his life-Brilliant job!🤣
LOLOL… Thanks for sharing!
LOL! It’s a rough day here and this is the first I’ve smiled and laughed today! It’s so cute.
Can just imagine Starsky singing it to Hutch as they head towards the bedroom.
ROFL 🤣
Positively sexy and hilarious! Thanks!
Oh man, that is too funny! ‘Gay apparel’. Hahahahaha!
Very funny! Love Hutch’s exasperation that Starsky isn’t even trying to sing the correct lyrics.
I may never be able to listen to this song again with ROFLing 🤣
Haha! What did I just read?! 🤣
I really enjoyed this! I can just hear and see Starsky singing and Hutch being exasperated. Thanks!
🤣 Such high-octane Starsky. And I love Hutch’s running commentary.
Very creative and impressive rhyming!
LOL! This is hilarious and perfect!