December 8th- Starsky’s Deck the Halls by Daisy Morgan

Deck the halls with boughs of holly!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Tis the season to be jolly!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Starsk, what are you doing?

Don we now our gay apparel

You mean the body harnesses with cock straps that we got at Uncle Elmo’s?

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Let’s read a story by Lewis Carroll

That’s not how the song goes

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

See the blazing lube before us

Blazing lube? That sounds unpleasant.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
My favorite dinosaur is stegosaurus

Oh brother

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me to the bedroom in merry measure

I’m right behind you, buddy

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While I engage you in sexual pleasure

I’m looking forward to it

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

I rip my partner’s clothes off quickly

So you’ve just given up on the actual lyrics, then?

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Even though he can be somewhat prickly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

If only you would just stop singing
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

What’s that? I think the phone is ringing

No, it’s not

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Let’s put the butt plugs in our asses
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Now sing we joyous, both together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Both sing: AS WE WEAR THESE BONDS OF STUDS AAAANND LEATHER
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA!

Ah, that feels good, babe…

16 thoughts on “December 8th- Starsky’s Deck the Halls by Daisy Morgan”

  1. Now that is very silly. And there is nothing Hutch needs more than some silliness in his life-Brilliant job!🤣

  2. I really enjoyed this! I can just hear and see Starsky singing and Hutch being exasperated. Thanks!

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