{"id":274,"date":"2021-12-08T05:05:36","date_gmt":"2021-12-08T05:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2021\/calendar\/?p=274"},"modified":"2021-12-08T05:05:36","modified_gmt":"2021-12-08T05:05:36","slug":"december-8th-starskys-deck-the-halls-by-daisy-morgan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2021\/calendar\/?p=274","title":{"rendered":"December 8th- Starsky’s Deck the Halls by Daisy Morgan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Deck the halls with boughs of holly!<\/span>
\nFa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la<\/span>
\n‘Tis the season to be jolly!<\/span>
\nFa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la<\/span><\/p>\n

Starsk, what are you doing?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Don we now our gay apparel<\/span><\/p>\n

You mean the body harnesses with cock straps that we got at Uncle Elmo\u2019s?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la<\/span>
\nLet\u2019s read a story by Lewis Carroll<\/span><\/p>\n

That\u2019s not how the song goes<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

See the blazing lube before us<\/span><\/p>\n

Blazing lube? That sounds unpleasant.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
\n<\/span>My favorite dinosaur is stegosaurus<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh brother<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la<\/span>
\nFollow me to the bedroom in merry measure<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m right behind you, buddy<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la<\/span>
\nWhile I engage you in sexual pleasure<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m looking forward to it<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I rip my partner\u2019s clothes off quickly<\/span><\/p>\n

So you\u2019ve just given up on the actual lyrics, then?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la<\/span>
\nEven though he can be somewhat prickly<\/span>
\nFa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la<\/span><\/p>\n

If only you would just stop singing
\n<\/em>Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

What\u2019s that? I think the phone is ringing<\/span><\/p>\n

No, it\u2019s not<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Fast away the old year passes,<\/span>
\nFa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la<\/span>
\nLet\u2019s put the butt plugs in our asses<\/span>
\nFa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la<\/span>
\nNow sing we joyous, both together<\/span>
\nFa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la<\/span><\/p>\n

Both sing: <\/em>AS WE WEAR THESE BONDS OF STUDS AAAANND LEATHER
\nFA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA!<\/p>\n

Ah, that feels good, babe\u2026<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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