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“Put your finger right… there.”<\/p>\n

“Like this?”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, just like… wait, don’t jiggle it around, Starsky!”<\/p>\n

“Oops,” Starsky said, as Hutch groaned, exasperated. “Sorry. Lemme try again.”<\/p>\n

Hutch took his hand and positioned it just so. “Can you do this one thing, please?”<\/p>\n

“Got it.”<\/p>\n

This time, all went well. Hutch beamed at Starsky. “Alright, you can move now.”<\/p>\n

Starsky complied. He too was pleased with the results, but couldn’t resist teasing, “Is that all I’m good for, holding down the ribbon?”<\/p>\n

Hutch laughed. “Oh, definitely not. Let’s finish wrapping these gifts, then I’ll show you.”<\/p>\n

Starsky was knot disappointed.<\/p>\n

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