{"id":78,"date":"2022-11-20T17:49:01","date_gmt":"2022-11-20T17:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2022\/calendar\/?p=78"},"modified":"2022-12-16T04:45:24","modified_gmt":"2022-12-16T04:45:24","slug":"december-16th-starskys-not-so-silent-night-by-daisy-morgan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2022\/calendar\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"December 16th: Starsky\u2019s Not So Silent Night by Daisy Morgan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2022\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/musicnotes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-81 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2022\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/musicnotes.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"124\" height=\"55\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;Silent night, holy night<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">All is calm, all is bright<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><!--more-->Not a virgin, not for a while<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Golden angel so sexy and wild<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Sleep in heavenly peace<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Sleep in heavenly peace&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>&#8220;I\u2019m trying to but you\u2019re making it really difficult&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;Silent night, holy night<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Blondie quakes from my might<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Glories stream from the tip of my cock<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">As I shout out Hallelujah!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Sleep my heavenly blintz<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Sleep my heavenly blintz&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>&#8220;How am I supposed to sleep if you won\u2019t stop singing?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;Silent night, holy night<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Son of Vikings, love&#8217;s pure light<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Radiant beams from his blondiful locks<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">With the \u2013&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>&#8220;Starsk, I swear to God, if you don\u2019t shut up\u2014&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;Have yourself a merry little Christmas<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Make the yuletide gay&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>&#8220;We already did, will you please go to sleep now&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;From now on, our troubles will be miles away&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>&#8220;Your troubles are just beginning, buddy<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Let me sleep in heavenly peace, for God\u2019s sake!&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em> &#8220;<\/em>I\u2019ll let you sleep in heavenly peace\u2026<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">G\u2019night, Blintz&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>&#8220;G\u2019night, Starsk&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2022\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Not-So-Silent-Night.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-80 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2022\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Not-So-Silent-Night.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"473\" height=\"601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/advent.starskyhutchcalendar.net\/2022\/calendar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Not-So-Silent-Night.jpg 473w, 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