Original version – White Christmas
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten,
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
My version – Blond Cop
I’m dreaming of a blond cop
The sexiest I’ve ever known
With hair that glistens,
and ears that listen
To hear my whispers in the snow
I’m dreaming of a blond cop
With every crime report I write
May our days be horny and tight
And may all our liaisons excite
I’m dreaming of a blond cop
With a smile so white
May our days be merry and bright
And may all our Christmases delight
Aw, sweet.
Thanks, babe.
Wightfaerie, this is so sweet! I love to put other lyrics to songs, too! KUDOS
Thanks, honey. Took a couple of attempts to find a song that worked.
Hee! What a lovely vision! ^^
Thank you.
Oh my, aren’t we all?
I totally cracked at this line:
“May our days be horny and tight”
So Starsky! 😀
We are! I like that line too.
Awww sweety, that’s lovely! ❤️
Thank you x
LOL! We can all dream, right? 😉
We can, and we do. Big time!
And may all our liaisons excite
I may add that to my Christmas cards. Well done! I love a good song parody.
Thank you. Did you add the line to your cards?
Ha! I love that song and your version was absolutely delightful. Starsky’s wish is granted.
So do I. Glad you like it. Thanks.
Hey, I’m dreaming of the same thing!
Great minds!
Lol. This was perfect. Thanks!
You’re welcome. Thank you.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Awesome!
Thank you.
No way could Hutch keep the Christmas grumpys when Starsky serenades him with this!
Hutch would certainly be smiling by the end of the song. Who wouldn’t be!
Delightful! I was thinking same as Mortmere at the horny and tight line, because it’s so Starsky! Had to chuckle at that!
Thank you. Starsky has a way with words. Thank you.
Fandom versions are always best! Thanks!
You’re welcome. Thanks, Kat. Fandom is best.
Hee! I’m with Starsky–I’d much rather dream of a particular blond cop than snow on Christmas 😀 Cute one, WF, thanks!
Thanks, baby. Though I think we can dream of both.
Hahaha. Nice. I know what I’m dreaming of . . . .
Me, too. Thank you.
For some reason, the part that made me laugh was
I’m dreaming of a blond cop
With every crime report I write
It just tickled me to think of Starsky writing this in his head while typing up a crime report. Hopefully he won’t accidentally type something risqué!
Maybe this is why Starsky doesn’t write his full share of the reports, and why Dobey gets angry – lol. Happy it made you laugh.
What a wonderful version of this song, Wightfaerie! I enjoyed your imaginative lyrics so much better! What a hot enough to melt snow, Christmas song.
Hugs!
Ursula
Thank you, sweetie. So happy you liked my version. Big hugs x
Awwwww! I can hear Starsky singing this to a highly embarrassed (yet secretly pleased) Hutch. Definitely have to memorize this one!
I can see the smile and blush on Hutch’s face so clearly. Thank you.