December 17th- Christmas Carol by Det. David M. Starsky, Transcribed by Hutchlover

Sung to the tune of ‘Oh Christmas Tree’

Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato,
With red & white paint job.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato,
With red & white paint job.
You keep us safe when bullets fly,
And take a beating without a sigh.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
With red & white paint job.

Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
With bucket seats of leather.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
With bucket seats of leather.
The back has seen some action,
When long stakeouts turn to passion.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
With bucket seats of leather.

Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
Your engine growls like a tiger.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
Your engine growls like a tiger.
Take us home, go faster,
I’m horny for my hot partner.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
I need to fuck Hutch, my lover.

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