December 17th- Christmas Carol by Det. David M. Starsky, Transcribed by Hutchlover

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Sung to the tune of ‘Oh Christmas Tree’

Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato,
With red & white paint job.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato,
With red & white paint job.
You keep us safe when bullets fly,
And take a beating without a sigh.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
With red & white paint job.

Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
With bucket seats of leather.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
With bucket seats of leather.
The back has seen some action,
When long stakeouts turn to passion.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
With bucket seats of leather.

Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
Your engine growls like a tiger.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
Your engine growls like a tiger.
Take us home, go faster,
I’m horny for my hot partner.
Oh Striped Tomato, Oh Striped Tomato
I need to fuck Hutch, my lover.

Torino Dreams created by Flamingo

15 thoughts on “December 17th- Christmas Carol by Det. David M. Starsky, Transcribed by Hutchlover”

  1. Catchy! Now I’ll have that chorus of ‘with red and white paint job’ in my head all night.

  2. it’s the last verse that really works the best for me!
    Can just hear that shaky baritone getting stronger with every verse.

  3. A song to sing all year round. Love it, HL. And the graphic is fab, Flamingo. 🙂

  6. Thanks, HL and Flamingo. Now I know why Starsky’s so worried about keeping the backseat clean.

  7. great job, both of you…funniest thing was thinking of all us trying to sing the song. I know I did.

  8. That was great! I was humming along. (I don’t sing since I can peel paint.) Nice wallpaper! Thank you.

  12. Starsky is so fun and so talented. And he’s a man who knows what he wants and likes. Wonderful gift–thank you!

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