December 22nd Gifts

 

Zebra Three
by DPPatricks
Gen
Safe for Work

Starsky & Hutch Holiday Greetings
by wightfaerie
Starsky/Hutch
Slash/Ship
Safe for Work

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December 21st- The Nutcracker and The Prince by Mvernet

Note from Elf Management: It must be Christmas kismet. We received two stories with the Nutcracker ballet subject within two days of each other and were struck with how different the stories were despite the starting theme. The authors, who had not discussed their stories beforehand, agreed it would be fun to have them posted together.

Author’s Note: I watched The Kiev Ballet perform The Nutcracker last night. I love to see the ballet live when I can, but when I can’t I plug in my ancient VCR and watch an old tape with a cup of cocoa and a sigh. For some reason this year I thought the handsome Russian Nutcracker looked a lot like Starsky…

Hutch was halfheartedly working on an overdue report in the squad room at Metro while Starsky was handing out Christmas cookies baked by Minnie. Starsky was bullshitting with Simmons about the annual holiday pool tournament at Huggy Bear’s.

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December 21st- Hutch Versus the Rat King by Garrideb

Note from Elf Management: It must be Christmas kismet. We received two stories with the Nutcracker ballet subject within two days of each other and were struck with how different the stories were despite the starting theme. The authors, who had not discussed their stories beforehand, agreed it would be fun to have them posted together.

Starsky didn’t bother knocking. He let himself into Hutch’s apartment quietly, hoping his partner was sleeping and not wanting to disturb his much needed rest. This whole case with Artie Solkin had done a real number on Hutch.

Starsky frowned, remembering how he’d found Hutch sitting in that dark rattrap hotel room, their teenaged murder suspect lying on the bed crying out in fear to Artie. Only Artie wasn’t there, so Hutch had played the part. His voice had been so weary that Starsky had barely recognized it.

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December 21st- The Ballad of Lord Christmas by TSilvy

“Oh where ha’ you been, Dave Starsky my pal
And where ha’ you been, you handsome dark cop?”
“I ha’ been at the market, partner make my bunk soon
For I’m wearied wi’ shoppin’ and fain wad lie down”

“And what ha’ you bought there, Dave Starsky my pal
And what ha’ you bought there, you handsome dark cop?”
“I bought wreaths and blintzes, partner make my bunk soon
For I’m wearied wi’ shoppin’ and fain wad lie down”

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December 21st Gifts

The Ballad of Lord Christmas
by TSilvy
Gen
Safe for Work

Hutch Versus the Rat King
by Garrideb

Starsky/Hutch
Slash/Ship
Safe for Work

The Nutcracker and The Prince
by Mvernet

Starsky/Hutch
Slash/Ship
Safe for Work

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December 20th- A Woman’s Work is Never Done by Dawnwind

Linda Baylor perched on a folding chair in the back of the Vice squad room as Captain Spalding strode through the cluster of cops waiting for their daily briefing. The metal chair, uncomfortable at the best of times, was made all the worse by the micro-mini skirt she wore, which prevented crossing her legs or even slouching. Linda didn’t want to flash her assets to the guys on the team before her actual assignment.

As usual, she was on hooker detail. She’d spend the afternoon and twilight hours strolling Washington Avenue in God-awful spike heels, her tootsies as painful as years ago when she briefly danced on point in the Poughkeepsie City Junior Ballet Corps.

“Looking good, Baylor!” Sid Campos gave her a Groucho Marx leer complete with mimed cigar.

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December 20th- All He Wants for Christmas by Terri (aka ‘Celeste’)

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December 20th Gifts

 

All He Wants for Christmas 
by Terri (aka ‘Celeste’)
Gen
Safe for Work

A Woman’s Work is Never Done
by Dawnwind
Linda Baylor/Minnie Kaplan
Slash/Ship
Not Safe for Work

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December 19th- Me & Thee & Three Podcast by Monica, Jen, and Rachel

Welcome to Me & Thee & Three, a Starsky & Hutch fan podcast! Listen to the pilot episode, with your hosts, Monica, Jen, and Rachel. In this episode, we look at whether we’re Hutch girls or Starsky girls, French Starsky and Hutch, Playgirl’s take, and, of course, fanworks! You can find us (soon!) at meandtheeandthree.wordpress.com and on Twitter @metheethree for future episodes. Comment or question? You can also reach us at meandtheeandthree at gmail dot com.

 

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December 19th- Mutual Gift by Mortmere

Artist’s Note: The art is a tag to Little Girl Lost.

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