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December 11th- Huggy’s Hanukkah Humor by Daisy Morgan

Starsky: “Hey, Hutch?”

Hutch: “Yeah, Starsk?”

Starsky: “Come here, Huggy’s on the phone — says he’s got somethin’ important to tell us. Whaddya got for us, Hug?”

Huggy: “What do cows and horses light when celebrating Hanukkah?”

Starsky & Hutch: “Huh?”

Huggy: “It’s a joke. From my Big Book of Hanukkah Jokes.”

Starsky & Hutch: “Oh, okay. What’s the punchline?”

Huggy: “A ‘manure’-ah.”

Starsky & Hutch:

Huggy: “Hey, how come I don’t hear no laughin’? Don’t you guys think my joke was funny? Judging from the silence on the other end of the line, I’m guessin’ you two must be awed by my superior comedic skills. Here’s another joke…

What’s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?”

Starsky & Hutch: [silence]

Huggy: “One is eight nights while the other ate knights. Get it – ‘ate’ knights?”

Starsky & Hutch:

Huggy: “Starsky? Hutch? You still there?”

Starsky & Hutch: “Still here, Huggy. Waitin’ for you to tell us some funny jokes.”

Huggy: “You two just don’t wanna admit that The Bear is the master of witticisms.”

Starsky & Hutch: [rolling their eyes]

Huggy: “I got one more. What do you call it when Santa doesn’t bring you any gifts?”

Starsky & Hutch: “What?”

Huggy: “Hanukkah!”

Starsky & Hutch:

Huggy: “Oh, come on now, my brothers…you know that one was funny!”

Starsky & Hutch, laughing: “Happy Hanukkah, Huggy!”

December 6th- My Partner by Shell007

Starsky:

Hands washed, water thrown over my face and changed into scrubs all within seconds. I know it’s not quite what Dobey meant when he ordered me to ‘go get cleaned up and changed’. But there was no way I was leaving Hutch. After all, there was a perfectly good hand sink in the room and I did as ordered. In a manner of speaking.

My hand went back to where it belonged, resting on his right hand. My right hand man. Continue reading “December 6th- My Partner by Shell007”

December 5th- Kill Huggy Bear Transcript by kat-byrd

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December 4th- Lijah’s Christmas by Lapfordlass

Christmas don’t mean so much out here on the streets – the nights are longer and maybe colder. You might get the occasional treat from some kind soul out shopping for loved ones and feeling moved by the spirit but that don’t happen often.

When I was a lot younger, I remember the season was so bright. We didn’t have much but my Mom and Pop always made it special. They’d scrimp and save through the year and on Christmas morning, there would be a new scarf or gloves or maybe even a sweater. There would be toy soldiers or marbles or pencils for me and my brother.

Thirty years ago or so, there were Christmases with friends and my own family. My littlest one would sit on my knee and listen, with big eyes, to stories of St Nicholas and magic. I try not to think of those times too often but sometimes I recall the scenes and shed a tear, although my heart is warmed by those same memories.

Now, there’s no family to share Christmas with but I got my friend, Charles, and we look out for each other when we can. No tree, no lights, no presents but, maybe, a hot meal, warm drink and even a blanket — if the supporters of the Mission are feeling generous.

This year Christmas feels a little brighter. One week a box of cans and bottles appeared in our alley — worth enough for each of us to have two days of coffee. Next week, two ponchos appeared outside Charles’ crib. We were glad of those — you feel the cold more as you get older.

Tonight, Christmas Eve, Charles and me went down to the Mission and saw some old friends helping serve hot meals. When all the food was gone, they came and wished us “Merry Christmas” and we told them the same. Later, Charles and me found some dollars in our pockets. Don’t know how they did it but we’re grateful.

The spirit of St Nicholas is alive and well here in Bay City but it don’t ride in on a sleigh pulled by reindeer. Instead, it screeches around the corner in a red and white Torino.

December 17th- Murder Ward Transcript by kat-byrd

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December 15th- Survival Transcript by kat-byrd

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