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December 10th- The Gifts of the Starsky by Lapfordlass
Christmas 1972
Starsky came into the squad room carrying a tall cardboard box, which he placed carefully on his desk and then proceeded to pull out a small Christmas tree. It was a live miniature pine in a bright red pot and was already decorated with tiny baubles and the thinnest tinsel Hutch had ever seen. The pine scent filled the room and instantly made it smell like Christmas.
“Starsky?”
“Yeah?” Starsky responded automatically, as he moved the box to the floor and then repositioned his tree until it looked just right.
“Starsky. It’s December sixth.”
Starsky sat down on his chair and looked at his desk with satisfaction. “So?”
“You know the latest department memo said no decorations until Monday the eleventh. Two weeks before Christmas, no earlier.” Continue reading “December 10th- The Gifts of the Starsky by Lapfordlass”
December 10th- A Little Less Conversation by Elizabeth Lowry
December 18th- Huggy California Soul by Elizabeth Lowry
December 9th- A Coffin for Starsky Transcript by kat-byrd
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December 15th- Damage Control by MHE Priest
Starsky and Hutch, along with everyone else in the 9th Precinct, were convinced their jurisdiction was hosting a massive criminal convention. There were murders, attempted murders, assaults of all sorts, robberies, burglaries, and more. What wore on them most of all, however, was the gang of purse snatchers targeting old ladies, several of whom hadn’t survived the violence of being pushed to the ground and kicked repeatedly.
Even with cops reassigned temporarily to the 9th from other precincts, the partners had put in sixteen- to twenty-hour days for almost two weeks. Though physically exhausted, what was worse was their near emotional collapse. They were almost thrilled to get a call about some “fierce intel” from one of Starsky’s snitches, which meant they had the opportunity to be out of the interminable action, at least for a short time. Continue reading “December 15th- Damage Control by MHE Priest”
December 8th- Forever Me and Thee by SH4EVER
The day we met, I knew
Something special came to be
Our spirits were united,
Forever me and thee.
We traveled down life’s pathways
Though the future we couldn’t see —
We knew we’d be together
Forever me and thee.
There were those who tried to break the bond
That exists between you and me
But we’ll always be together
Forever me and thee.
Now the years have strengthened
The feelings that will be
The bond that stands between us
Forever me and thee.
December 7th- Shootout Transcript by kat-byrd
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December 11th- Huggy’s Hanukkah Humor by Daisy Morgan
Starsky: “Hey, Hutch?”
Hutch: “Yeah, Starsk?”
Starsky: “Come here, Huggy’s on the phone — says he’s got somethin’ important to tell us. Whaddya got for us, Hug?”
Huggy: “What do cows and horses light when celebrating Hanukkah?”
Starsky & Hutch: “Huh?”
Huggy: “It’s a joke. From my Big Book of Hanukkah Jokes.”
Starsky & Hutch: “Oh, okay. What’s the punchline?”
Huggy: “A ‘manure’-ah.”
Starsky & Hutch:
Huggy: “Hey, how come I don’t hear no laughin’? Don’t you guys think my joke was funny? Judging from the silence on the other end of the line, I’m guessin’ you two must be awed by my superior comedic skills. Here’s another joke…
What’s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?”
Starsky & Hutch: [silence]
Huggy: “One is eight nights while the other ate knights. Get it – ‘ate’ knights?”
Starsky & Hutch:
Huggy: “Starsky? Hutch? You still there?”
Starsky & Hutch: “Still here, Huggy. Waitin’ for you to tell us some funny jokes.”
Huggy: “You two just don’t wanna admit that The Bear is the master of witticisms.”
Starsky & Hutch: [rolling their eyes]
Huggy: “I got one more. What do you call it when Santa doesn’t bring you any gifts?”
Starsky & Hutch: “What?”
Huggy: “Hanukkah!”
Starsky & Hutch:
Huggy: “Oh, come on now, my brothers…you know that one was funny!”
Starsky & Hutch, laughing: “Happy Hanukkah, Huggy!”










