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There once was a young man called Hutch
Who didn’t like Christmas, not very much
Then he was partnered with Starsky
Who liked his trees all sparkly
And now Hutch complies ‘cause he must

There once was a young man called Starsky
Who loved a good Christmas party
His partner was such a Grinch
Who approached the festivities with a wince
And did the whole thing half-heartedly

There was a young man named Ken
Who became a cop on a yen
He was partnered with Starsky
Whom he sometimes judged harshly
And now they’ve been together for ten

There once was a young man called David
Who made his blond partner feel jaded
With exuberance abound
He always rushed around
His energy just never faded

“Christmas Is Coming” (Original Version)
Christmas is coming, the goose are getting fat
Please do put a penny in the old man’s hat
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do
If you haven’t got a ha’penny, then God bless you!

 

“Christmas Is Coming” (S&H Version)
Christmas is coming, Starsky’s got the hat,
Please do Secret Santa, Hutch refuses flat,
If you haven’t got a gift, anything will do,
If you wanna be Bah Humbug, then that is up to you!