On the 12th day of Christmas my Starsky gave to me:
Twelve free fuck coupons
Eleven French ticklers
Ten cocks a’weeping
Nine slow naked dances
Eight penis milkings
Seven sperm a’swimming
Six sex on tables
Five orgasmic fucks
Four tying me ups
Three French kisses
Two ben wah balls
And a cock ring that fits real tight on me.

Thank you Flamingo and Elves for another wonderful picture to go with my present!!
I will never be able to hear that song again without thinking of your new lyrics, ks!
Thanks for the great early morning chuckle.
You are so welcome Pat! I know, I ruin a lot of songs by using different lyrics. LOL
LOL! I do like how these boys celebrate! Thank you!
thank you Kat! Yeah, they know how to do it right. LOL
A Naughty and Nice Holiday! Thank you ksstarfire!
Thank you littlestar!!
Ha ha ha! Gifts that keep on giving. I bet I know where Starsky put the bow. Very clever!
Thank you ChocolateEgg! Yep, he put it right … there! LOL
Thank you Kat, and you are welcome. Starsky’s version couldn’t be printed! LOL
LOL. Love this version. Thank you.
Very welcome wightfaerie! Thank you for reading and commenting.
Well, this makes the too perky and too loud holiday muzak a little easier to take. And thanks to wightfaerie, I have visuals to go along with it!
Thank you for reading and commenting, Matsir! I appreciate it. I loved wightfaerie’s presents as well!
Now that is a stocking that would be interesting to rifle through 😉
Thank you exbex, for reading and commenting. It would be a lot of fun!
A kinky way to spend the holidays!
Well, Dawn, the guys can be a bit kinky at times! LOL
Thank you for reading and commenting.
You–
Ahem, I mean STARSKY obviously had a lot of fun coming up with that list! 😉
Oh, yes, hardboiled baby… that was ALL STARSKY’s doing!! LOL.
Thank you for reading and commenting!