“Hey Hutch, I’m thinking we should do something different for the Advent calendar this year.”
“What a coincidence. Me, too. I’m thinking silver and gold with blue accents.”
“I’m thinking monkeys in Santa suits.”
Hutch’s head snapped in Starsky’s direction. Starsky showed him the ad he was looking at.
“Absolutely NO monkeys in Santa suits!”
“Okay, naked monkeys it is.” Starsky leapt off the couch as he spoke.
“I’ll show you a naked monkey!” Hutch leapt after him.
“You callin’ me a monkey?!”
“If the pelt fits . . . “
Starsky slipped on sections of the Sunday paper that were scattered across the floor. Hutch tackled him.
“I repeat; I’ll show you a naked monkey.” Hutch tickled his partner while undressing him. It took a while but it was quite enjoyable for both parties.
“I wanna see yours,” Starsky squirmed.
“My what?” Hutch laughed.
“Your naked monkey.”
“No naked monkey here. Just . . . ” Hutch struggled to reach his own zipper “a . . . ” pulled it down “naked . . . ” exposed himself “cock!” he shouted triumphantly.
“I love a trip to the zoooosshhmmm,” Starsky replied as Hutch mashed their mouths together.
Some time later . . .
Hutch looked up at Starsky from where he lay in his partner’s arms. “So much for something different for the Advent calendar. Just the same old sex and debauchery.”
“Yup. I guess some things just shouldn’t be changed.”
Love the monkey, Elves!
You’re very welcome!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
LOVE this, ChocolateEgg!!
Hilarious and THEM!
KUDOS!
Starsky and monkeys: what could wrong? Hutch found out the ‘hard’ way. lol
Thanks for the comment, Nancy! <3
You’re absolutely right, Chocolate Egg: Some things just shouldn’t be changed. What a clever, funny, charming way to give us something different for this year’s calendar. Nicely done!
Thank you, Pat. Sex and debauchery – the gift that keeps on giving. 😉
I love when they tease and wrestle. Adorable! Thanks.
Thanks, Kat. Wrestling, yeah!
Oh those boys and their monkey business. 😀
Monkey business, cock business. That’s our guys! 😉
Very cute. made me laugh.
Laughter is what I’m after! 😉
Lol. Love it. Why change what works, for us! Thank you.
Who says change is good?! 😉
Ha! That’s delightful! I especially love the “zoooosshhmmm”!
Thanks, Garrideb! Glad you enjoy it. <3
Thanks for making me smile, and warming up a snowy day!
My pleasure, Mvernet! Thanks for commenting. <3
That was great! Very funny! Those boys will always be boys. he-he!!! <> HA-HA!!! AWESOME lines. Thanks for the laughs and smiles! Wonderful story! A++
So glad you laughed! Thanks for commenting, Cathy! <3
LOL! Love their different ideas about something new for advent.
Thanks, Verlaine! <3 Glad you liked it!
“Okay, naked monkeys it is.”
I’m proud to say I did not laugh-spit coffee all over my keyboard… my blanket, the top sheet, my shirt (and maybe the cat) but not my new laptop. Thank you, CE! This is cute and sexy and soooo funny!
I’ll be sure to put a warning on my stories: ‘May cause laugh-spitting’. That goodness the laptop was spared. So glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for commenting! <3
Note: I submitted another one. 😉
Funny! Sex and debauchery are guaranteed to work!
You know it! Thanks for commenting! <3
Too bad we don’t have video of that “encounter” ?
Hmm, too bad I’m not a vidder – I might be able to come up with something. 😉 Thanks for commenting! <3
(Sometimes this 'captcha' thing messes me up. This reply seems to have been posted as a comment. Ha!)
What a hilariously fun romp, Chocolate Egg! As sweet as the candy you named yourself after and very sexy. Talk about Christmas Cheer! I laughed so loud I probably woke my neighbor.
Hahaha! So glad it made you laugh. Nothing says Christmas like funny, sweet, and sexy. Thanks for commenting! <3
Hmm, too bad I’m not a vidder – I might be able to come up with something. 😉 Thanks for commenting! <3
Now that’s a nice visual to get my eyes open this morning! Very fun and hot, thank you!
Thanks, Keri! Eyes wide open and seeing naked monkeys and cocks? 😉 Thanks for your comment! <3
Now that is funny – and so sweet!!! Made me really laugh out loud!!