Lusting through the day
In the Torino all the way,
O’er the streets we go,
Bantering is our play.
Mars light on the roof,
Zebra three’s on call,
What fun it’ll be when
We’re naked Christmas Day.
Jingle bells, Starsky swells,
Hutch is on his way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
His partner’s Christmas tree.
A day or two ago,
Starsky took a ride
And soon he cast his eyes
On Hutch’s smooth backside,
The man was lean and lank,
And ready for a trot,
He got into position
And Starsky got his shot.
Jingle Bells, Hutch now swells,
Starsky’s here to play.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On his partner’s candy cane.
Hahahaha! That was a hot ride!
Now I’ve got that tune stuck in my head and some wonderful mental images to get me through the day!
Thank you for the new words to that old song!
LOL–Thanks for reading. The chorus came into my head almost without pre-thought.
Oh my goodness, Dawn! You have chased my doldrums away with these very fun, slashy lyrics! Who could resist Hutch’s smooth backside? Not Starsky, that’s for sure!
Heehee, no doldrums here! Thanks.
I’m going to have a really mysterious smile on my face next time this comes across a store’s speakers! This is fun and wonderfully smutty, Dawn. Thanks for the giggles.
A mysterious smile is always important in any circumstance.
LOL! That was adorable! Thanks, D.
Heehee. I do try. Thanks muchly.
Funny, clever, and excellent for use in forming mental images. I pretty much hated Jingle Bells, but this little gift has changed my mind. And that’s a good thing.
And the illos? Priceless and hilarious! Well done, Illo Elves!
Glad to change your mind, Maria!
That was too great!! Had to sing it several times!!!
It is important to sing those Christmas songs. Thank you!
What fun indeed!
Thank you!
Very funny!
I succeeded then! 😀
Very funny!
Thank you, Dawn for the gift of laughter.
KUDOS
Laughter is a gift, isn’t it?
LOL, that was hilarious and very slashy.
And this part was genius:
“A day or two ago,
Starsky took a ride
And soon he cast his eyes
On Hutch’s smooth backside,
The man was lean and lank,
And ready for a trot,
He got into position
And Starsky got his shot.”
And btw, I submitted a jingle bells to the calendar too!
Excellent! Can’t wait to read yours.
Haha – very clever! You never disappoint, Dawn! Thanks for the gift💕
That’s what keep me happy. Thank you!
Okay, now we’re all stuck with this naughty song in our heads, and will never hear the “real” lyrics again! Thanks for the smile, Dawn!
hahaha–keep the real lyrics handy for mundane folk. Thanks.
Funny! Thanks!
Merci, Ursula.
Very cute and funny, thanks!
I do try. thank you. ;-D
A delightfully raunchy parody!
Raunchy should be my middle name. Thanks, Monica.
This was so much fun! And it’s definitely all I’ll be able to think of when I hear the original play on the radio lol!
Don’t blush when you’re listening to the radio now!
Sounds like you got into the spiked eggnog while writing this gem. 😄 And what a gem it is!
Spiked eggnog is always a good drink. Thank you.
This puts a whole new meaning to the word ‘earworm’! 🤣 Thanks, Dawn xoxo
heehee! Thank you for singing along.