Starsky: “Ollie?”
Hutch: “Yes, Stanley?”
Starsky: “How’s about we tell Captain Dobey some funny Christmas jokes? He looks like he could use a laugh.”
Hutch: “That’s a good idea, Stanley. Why don’t you go first?”
Starsky: “OK, I will. [Clears throat]…Why do mummies like the holidays so much?”
Hutch: “I don’t know, Stanley. Why?”
Starsky: “Because they’re into all the wrapping.”
Dobey: [groans]
Hutch: “I’ve got one, Stanley! Knock, knock.”
8Starsky: “Who’s there?”
Hutch: “Pizza.”
Starsky: “Pizza, who?”
Hutch: “Pizza on earth, good will toward men!”
Dobey:
Starsky: “Say, Ollie… I think Cap’n Dobey looks a little grumpy today. Hey, what does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?”
Hutch: “What?”
Starsky: “Baaaa humbug!”
Dobey: [rolls eyes]
Hutch: “Stanley, where do snowmen keep their money?”
Starsky: “Beats me, Ollie.”
Dobey: “I’d like to beat the [censored] outta both of you!”
Hutch: [ignores Dobey] “In a snow bank!”
Starsky: “Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?”
Hutch: “Why?”
Starsky: “Because the present’s beneath them.”
Dobey:
Starsky: “Ollie, I don’t think he likes these jokes. How about this one — What does Santa say at the start of a race?”
Hutch: “I don’t know, Stanley.”
Starsky: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”
Dobey: [checks his watch]
Hutch: “Oh, Stanley?”
Starsky: “Yes, Ollie?”
Hutch: “What are you giving Captain Dobey for Christmas?”
Starsky: “A list of everything I want!”
Dobey:
Starsky & Hutch: “Merry Christmas, Cap’n!”
Dobey: “Merry Christmas, boys.”
Starsky, Hutch, and Dobey: “Merry Christmas, everyone!”
‘Pizza on earth’. OMG I love that. I’ll have to try it on my coworkers. The Dobey pictures are perfect. Love it!
thank you!
Those jokes are so cute! Love the pics. I can picture them doing this to him, knowing it would exasperate him, lol. Great job, Daisy. 🌲🎁❄️🎅⛄
thanks!
Poor Dobey-kids at home, kids at work! No wonder he’s grumpy. Thank you-I think! 😂
You’re welcome. LOL!
So funny and so them! The combination of writing and pics has me laugh-groaning. Thank You, Daisy and the elves!
Thanks! And actually, the pics were all mine! I saved the elves from having to do the work. 🙂
The elves can take no credit! All images were Daisy’s alone. We took that night off! 😉
I absolutely LOVE having Dobey featured in an Advent Calendar gift; this was inspired, DM! Lovely choice of images and perfect ‘voices’ for Stan and Ollie. Well done!
Poor Captain Dobey!!!
This is VERY funny!
Thank you for putting the humor in the season with this gift!
KUDOS
Oh god, I laughed so much at all the Dobey reactions! They were even funnier than the already amusing punch lines!
Thank you so much! That was really cute.
Brought a smile xxxx
Love your jokes! Hope for next year’s calendar you will do more of them!
This was hilarious! The expressions on Dobey’s face went perfectly with your story.
Very cute & heartwarming.
Thanks!
Hahaha! Great! And the pictures are Dobey perfect. Thanks for your gift!
The pictures of Dobey’s face totally had me in stitches.
Groan-worthy jokes indeed! And yet, I have a sneaking suspicion that Dobey went home and told some of ’em to Rosie 😆 Thanks, Lauren!
LOL, Dobey looked quite annoyed with their jokes.
Good grief, this was funny! And Starsky giving his list of what he wants for Xmas to Dobey for his present? Vintage Starsky!
Illo Elves: Excellent selection of images.