Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day
I’m dashing through the room
He’ll catch me if he may
Around the room we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on my cock ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
My blond partner tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and daaay
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day
We’re dashing through the snow
He’ll catch me if he may
Through the house we go
Laughing all the way, hey, hey, hey
Bells on my cock ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
My blond partner tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day!
He’s…not looking too amused
He’s quite pissed, I’d have to say
He wants me to shut up
But I reply, “No way!”
Now he’s chasing me all ‘round
The sofa, tree, and bed
And tackles me to the ground
Because of what I said.
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day, hey!

‘oh what fun it is to ride my partner night and day’ 😂
LOL
HAHAHAHA!!
This is SO Starsky!
VERY well done!
Thank you for this gift filled with love and laughter!
KUDOS
you’re welcome Nancy
😂. Love how you captured their personalities so well! I can so see this happening……
Thanks Kate. I’m glad you thought I captured their personalities.
Hahaha! That was fun! I’ll be singing this all day now!
Thank you!
I’m starting to like the idea of a S&H Holiday Sing-Along!
LOL, we did get quite a few festive songs this year!
Hahaha!!! Brilliant!
Starsky’s version of Jingle Bells is the best I have ever heard (and I remember my dad singing a very funny and naughty one that always made my laugh)
Thank you -again- for putting a big smile on my face 😀
Ups! I am sorry if my comment was posted as a reply to another comment…
thanks!
you’re welcome!
I love this! Daisy Morgan, you have brightened my day and even got me to clean the table ’cause I laughed-spewed ginger ale reading this.
LOL 🙂
*giggle* Very cute!
thank you!
Love it!!!! So funny!! This is great!!!
thank you
Too cute & funny & sexy and so Starsky — who is too cute, funny, and sexy. Thanks for the grin this put on my face and the images in my head.
you’re welcome
OMG!!! I’m dying here. Bells on cock rings… I can see it! Thanks for that. LOL!
you’re welcome 🙂
So funny! I can see Hutch chasing Starsky around trying to get him to stop singing this! Lol
thanks!
I like singing your version of this song MUCH BETTER!
LOL!
haha thanks!
Ooo, bells on his cockring. Nice.
lol
Ohhhhmmmmmygawwwwwd the mental image…!!!
I positively cackled! And for some reason, completely lost it at “daaay” 🤣 A veritable masterpiece, take a bow, Lauren!
Wow, thank you!