December 17th- Starsky’s Jingle Bells by Daisy Morgan

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day

I’m dashing through the room
He’ll catch me if he may
Around the room we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on my cock ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
My blond partner tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and daaay
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day

We’re dashing through the snow
He’ll catch me if he may
Through the house we go
Laughing all the way, hey, hey, hey
Bells on my cock ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
My blond partner tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day!

He’s…not looking too amused
He’s quite pissed, I’d have to say
He wants me to shut up
But I reply, “No way!”
Now he’s chasing me all ‘round
The sofa, tree, and bed
And tackles me to the ground
Because of what I said.

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
My partner night and day, hey!

31 thoughts on “December 17th- Starsky’s Jingle Bells by Daisy Morgan”

    1. Hahaha!!! Brilliant!
      Starsky’s version of Jingle Bells is the best I have ever heard (and I remember my dad singing a very funny and naughty one that always made my laugh)
      Thank you -again- for putting a big smile on my face 😀

  1. I love this! Daisy Morgan, you have brightened my day and even got me to clean the table ’cause I laughed-spewed ginger ale reading this.

  2. Too cute & funny & sexy and so Starsky — who is too cute, funny, and sexy. Thanks for the grin this put on my face and the images in my head.

  3. Ohhhhmmmmmygawwwwwd the mental image…!!!

    I positively cackled! And for some reason, completely lost it at “daaay” 🤣 A veritable masterpiece, take a bow, Lauren!

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