Starsky: “Hey, Hutch?”
Hutch: “Yeah, Starsk?”
Starsky: “Come here, Huggy’s on the phone — says he’s got somethin’ important to tell us. Whaddya got for us, Hug?”
Huggy: “What do cows and horses light when celebrating Hanukkah?”
Starsky & Hutch: “Huh?”
Huggy: “It’s a joke. From my Big Book of Hanukkah Jokes.”
Starsky & Hutch: “Oh, okay. What’s the punchline?”
Huggy: “A ‘manure’-ah.”
Starsky & Hutch:
Huggy: “Hey, how come I don’t hear no laughin’? Don’t you guys think my joke was funny? Judging from the silence on the other end of the line, I’m guessin’ you two must be awed by my superior comedic skills. Here’s another joke…
What’s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?”
Starsky & Hutch: [silence]
Huggy: “One is eight nights while the other ate knights. Get it – ‘ate’ knights?”
Starsky & Hutch:
Huggy: “Starsky? Hutch? You still there?”
Starsky & Hutch: “Still here, Huggy. Waitin’ for you to tell us some funny jokes.”
Huggy: “You two just don’t wanna admit that The Bear is the master of witticisms.”
Starsky & Hutch: [rolling their eyes]
Huggy: “I got one more. What do you call it when Santa doesn’t bring you any gifts?”
Starsky & Hutch: “What?”
Huggy: “Hanukkah!”
Starsky & Hutch:
Huggy: “Oh, come on now, my brothers…you know that one was funny!”
Starsky & Hutch, laughing: “Happy Hanukkah, Huggy!”
