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My new shrink said I should keep a journal. It’s not a “dear diary” kind of thing though, it’s serious: I’m supposed to write down my questions and ideas and things that bother me, so I don’t let them all get bottled up inside. Now I preferred the way my old shrink, using the Socratic method, got me to think things through by asking questions and talking it out, because really, talking is a lot easier than writing. But anyway, here goes.
Today two cops came to the club where I dance to ask about my ex, Wilbur. Now I don’t usually like talking to the fuzz, but those two were so cute I just couldn’t help it. One blond and one dark, and both of them really nice-looking and polite. And they were interested in what I had to say too, unlike Wilbur, who on top of being a sports freak who didn’t really dig getting it on, also wasn’t the greatest when it came to the relationship scene. I sometimes wondered if he and Greg weren’t maybe a little too close, if you understand what I mean, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but still—when it starts to make a girl question her self-esteem, that’s going too far.
When me and Teddy came out here from Denver, I thought we’d really be able to start a new life, and I’d have a chance to make something of my career instead of, you know, just marking time because I kept having to pay off Wilbur’s bookies. But then Wilbur and Greg followed us out here, and they just went right back to doing what they do best: gambling on sports, listening to rock music, and failing at holding up liquor stores. I told my shrink about it when they first got here, and he said they were probably trying to compensate for their own issues, and I shouldn’t take any of it personally because none of it was about me.
So that made me feel a lot better.
I was working all day, so I didn’t hear about it until this evening, but there was a big bomb scare in town today. The cops were all over the radio telling people to watch out for a green Ford with dynamite in it! Can you believe it? And then it turns out that those two mental giants, Wilbur and Greg, stole the car and used it for a robbery. The radio said the two cute cops I saw chased them all over town and finally caught them just before that dynamite blew up the Music Pavilion.
I suppose I should feel bad that me talking to the heat got Wilbur and Greg arrested, but at least they’ll be out of my hair for a long time. And you know what? My shrink says I need to take care of myself first or I’ll never be able to take care of anyone else, and I think he’s totally right.

Very nice minor character insight. Those two cops are cute. Thank you.
OMG how lovely!! *_* I’m so behind this Minor Characters Project of yours, so vivid and original!
Hahahaha. Sally Ann is such a hoot. Thanks for writing about her. You’ve inspired me. 😉
I’m really enjoying these minor character studies, Verlaine!
Really good job of fleshing them out!
Thank you for this entertaing gift.
Good work Sally Ann!
I’m really enjoying your secondary character series. Good work, V!
Adorable!
Sweet Sally Anne! This is a fun series, I really hope you continue it after the Advent Calendar!
I love how she refers to Wilbur and Greg as “Mental Giants”, ha! And framing this as a journal entry assigned by her new therapist is really clever. I bet it was fun to write in her voice; she’s a really fun character!
Sally Anne is so funny with her oversharing. I loved getting my preview of this before it was posted. Wonderful.