December 16th: Starsky’s Not So Silent Night by Daisy Morgan

“Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Not a virgin, not for a while
Golden angel so sexy and wild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace”

“I’m trying to but you’re making it really difficult”

“Silent night, holy night
Blondie quakes from my might
Glories stream from the tip of my cock
As I shout out Hallelujah!
Sleep my heavenly blintz
Sleep my heavenly blintz”

“How am I supposed to sleep if you won’t stop singing?”

“Silent night, holy night
Son of Vikings, love’s pure light
Radiant beams from his blondiful locks
With the –”

“Starsk, I swear to God, if you don’t shut up—”

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the yuletide gay”

“We already did, will you please go to sleep now”

“From now on, our troubles will be miles away”

“Your troubles are just beginning, buddy
Let me sleep in heavenly peace, for God’s sake!”

I’ll let you sleep in heavenly peace…
G’night, Blintz”

“G’night, Starsk”

22 thoughts on “December 16th: Starsky’s Not So Silent Night by Daisy Morgan”

  1. Silly and funny and sweet- a perfect Christmas story! Thank you! PS What a “shame” the quilt’s a little small!🤣

  2. It’s always wonderful to start a day with a laugh and a smile–and thanks to this I’ve done both! I could hear Hutch’s exasperated voice telling Starsky to just stop which made it even funnier. And that illo with it? Making me smile even more.

  3. I can’t stop grinning! I could just see and hear this exchange. And the illo is perfect and priceless. Thanks!

  4. Thanks so much for Starsky’s rendition of Silent Night, Holy Night. So very funny and enjoyable. While reading the verses, I was singing along. Also, loved the photo.

  5. How clever of Starsky to come up with such perfect lyrics on the spot like that. You’d think his brain cells would be kinda tired. I guess Hutch thought so, too. With that quilt revealing Starsky’s butt, Hutch has the perfect chance to give it a swat.

  6. The expression on Hutch’s face in the picture is perfection–I can just hear his irritation at Starsky’s jubilant singing.

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