“Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Not a virgin, not for a while
Golden angel so sexy and wild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace”
“I’m trying to but you’re making it really difficult”
“Silent night, holy night
Blondie quakes from my might
Glories stream from the tip of my cock
As I shout out Hallelujah!
Sleep my heavenly blintz
Sleep my heavenly blintz”
“How am I supposed to sleep if you won’t stop singing?”
“Silent night, holy night
Son of Vikings, love’s pure light
Radiant beams from his blondiful locks
With the –”
“Starsk, I swear to God, if you don’t shut up—”
“Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the yuletide gay”
“We already did, will you please go to sleep now”
“From now on, our troubles will be miles away”
“Your troubles are just beginning, buddy
Let me sleep in heavenly peace, for God’s sake!”
“I’ll let you sleep in heavenly peace…
G’night, Blintz”
“G’night, Starsk”


omg that illo, wow!
Thank you so much, it’s amazing!
Haha! Funny!
Too funny!!!!
Silly and funny and sweet- a perfect Christmas story! Thank you! PS What a “shame” the quilt’s a little small!🤣
😂 😂 😂
The looks on their faces – that picture is perfect for the song!
So sweet! Thank you!
It’s always wonderful to start a day with a laugh and a smile–and thanks to this I’ve done both! I could hear Hutch’s exasperated voice telling Starsky to just stop which made it even funnier. And that illo with it? Making me smile even more.
LOL. That was fantastic. I could hear Starsky warbling this! Thank you!
Thanks for the great illo too!
I can’t stop grinning! I could just see and hear this exchange. And the illo is perfect and priceless. Thanks!
So funny and enjoyable. Thank you!
LOL! That’s hysterical, and I love the picture!
That was fun and the illustration is everything! Thanks!
Oh and I forgot to add…the peek-a-boo tush…love it!
Thanks so much for Starsky’s rendition of Silent Night, Holy Night. So very funny and enjoyable. While reading the verses, I was singing along. Also, loved the photo.
That’s hilarious! And the looks on their faces in the pic…!
How clever of Starsky to come up with such perfect lyrics on the spot like that. You’d think his brain cells would be kinda tired. I guess Hutch thought so, too. With that quilt revealing Starsky’s butt, Hutch has the perfect chance to give it a swat.
Laughing too hard to compliment you!
Hahaha, that was great!
The expression on Hutch’s face in the picture is perfection–I can just hear his irritation at Starsky’s jubilant singing.
Great piece! Love the lyrical changes and love Hutch’s growing exasperation. Thank you 🙂
This is ADORABLE!