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“Hey Hutch, I’m thinking we should do something different for the Advent calendar this year.”
“What a coincidence. Me, too. I’m thinking silver and gold with blue accents.”
“I’m thinking monkeys in Santa suits.”
Hutch’s head snapped in Starsky’s direction. Starsky showed him the ad he was looking at.
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The companion story is The Iron Throne – King Haajensen which can be found here.
My name is Stavish. I am an ambassador of peace and a diplomat. I am also a warrior. Fluent in a dozen languages, I am able to converse in several others. I am attached to no specific land and no leader has ever been able to convince me to stay, once I feel my mission has been accomplished.
I learned everything I know at my father’s right hand and now, with his passing, I wander. Where I find strife, I attempt to mediate a settlement. When I find war, I study the politics of both sides, choose one, and lend my considerable talents to winning.
I had no inkling that my life was about to change when I mounted the steps and entered the hall for my first audience with King Haajensen. This is a small country surrounded and beset on all sides by imperial threats and martial forces. My investigation into the circumstances had determined that the royal I was about to meet is the most upstanding and trustworthy of the squabbling lot, and his goals admirable. As such, I decided I would do my best to help him prevail against his enemies, before moving on.
Author’s Note: This story was inspired by the image Hutch on the Iron Throne, which was one of Day 17’s gifts on the 2017 Advent Calendar.
I’m indebted to Wightfaerie for coming up with the image, the suggestion for the second-story (The Iron Throne – Ambassador Stavish), and then for the betas. Many thanks to Flamingo, as well, for her editing.
My name is Haajensen, and in this summer of what my gods-worshiping advisors tell me is the last decade of the eighth century — how they know that is beyond me — I am a king. However, the territory over which I rule is small and menaced on all sides. I am alone and very tired after months of fighting off repeated incursions across our borders. With the efforts of my excellent knights and soldiers, I have been able to maintain a tenuous hold on my throne. There is a solid merchant class and loyal peasants under my protection; I have no reason to feel this hopelessness that threatens to overwhelm me.
Despair is an emotion I must conquer, especially today, since I have granted an audience with a new ambassador.
I dress without conscious thought or assistance. My squire, Axel, is as weary as I am and I won’t have him fussing over what I should wear. The meeting will undoubtedly be of no consequence and a waste of time, as all others have been. I dismissed the boy earlier so that he could take a bath, have his wounds tended properly, and eat a decent meal, possibly the first one he’s had since our return from the battlefield.
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Note from the Creator: The zine pictured beside my cat Cali is Evolution by Dana Austin Marsh, with cover art by Lorraine Brevig, and the letterzine in the foreground is The Who Do We Trust Times #1, with cover art by Carol Davis.
You can learn a lot about what a guy’s made of by watching him at the gym. I get all kinds here: the ones who want to build up their physique to impress a hot chick, the ones who think adding some muscle will let them throw their weight around, the ones who figure working out will add a few years to their lives.
A gym can be a bit like church: people come here because they need something they aren’t getting any place else. My job is to help them find it and not get too nosey about why they want it. Better my head in the sand than my tail in a sling, that’s what I say. But I have to admit, some of them make me curious.
Take Ken Hutchinson, and his friend Starsky. Night and day, those two. Hutch is the one with the membership and he shows up—well, I can’t say regular as clockwork, because he doesn’t seem to have any kind of a schedule, but he’s dedicated. A couple weeks he might be here afternoons, then for a while early in the mornings, then late at nights just before I close. He’s on some kind of shift work, but whatever it is, it’s not steady. A few times he didn’t show for a while, and I started to wonder if maybe he’d moved, or decided to pack it in. But he always turned up eventually.
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