December 11th- Of Movies and Moustaches by ACL

Kathy had blown into town on an overnight, talking about making up for that last time when she and Starsky had arrived to find spaghetti all over Hutch’s floor and a high-strung nurse who had gone all wrong — and who was he to say no? He’d thought more than once about the lost possibilities of that particular evening, hoped maybe Kathy would drag Starsky to his door another night, and though she’d turned up alone it was better than nothing.

Which is how he came to be stumbling into the squad room on this sunny Tuesday morning, somewhat late and slightly hungover and a whole lot sleep-deprived and ready to bask in some comradely innuendo with a bright-eyed, fresh-pressed Starsky, which frankly had been the point of it all in the first place. Continue reading “December 11th- Of Movies and Moustaches by ACL”

December 9th- A Risky Decision by Curlew

“You’re making a big mistake, Blondie. Sometimes you have to protect yourself.”

Minnie said that. Dobey said he had to think of the children.

“I’m more concerned about you. You don’t know what you’re letting yourself in for.”

Hutch slammed his glass down.

“Fuck’s sake–I can take care of myself!”

Huggy shrugged. “If you say so. But when it goes wrong, don’t call me…”

“Don’t worry — I won’t!”

Furiously, Hutch drove home. Of course he knew what he was doing!

Confidently, he slid the beribboned box under the tree. The  perfect present. Starsky was going to LOVE Trivial Pursuit!

December 24th- Calm and Bright by hardboiledbaby

“‘Feliz Navidad.'”

“Okay.”

“Oh, ‘Snoopy’s Christmas!'”

“Sure.”

“‘Merry Christmas, Darling’ next.”

“Yeah, nice.”

“How about ‘All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth’?”

Hutch rolled his eyes but complied.

“Geez, never realized you had so many Christmas albums, Hutch.”

Hutch just smiled ruefully. The music and songs of the season had always somehow felt less tainted by the commercialism that marked the rest of the holiday, or so he had wanted to believe. It was the only part of Christmas that he’d truly enjoyed celebrating.

Well, it used to be the only part. Looking at Starsky, sitting cross-legged next to him with a garland of tinsel draped over his shoulders, he felt an overwhelming sense of gratitude. There was so much more to celebrate now.

Starsky started to offer him yet another record, but Hutch held up his hand.

“My turn.”

He flipped through the box until he found what he wanted, drew the vinyl out of its sleeve, and set it on the turntable. Bing Crosby’s golden voice filled the room:

“Silent night, holy night…”

When the song ended, Starsky, whose head had found its way to Hutch’s shoulder, looked up at him and nodded approvingly.

“Can’t go wrong with a classic like that.” He began crooning, “All is calm, all is bright…”

Hutch hummed along as he put the record away.

“Calm and bright. Like us, huh? You’re calm, and I’m bright.”

Hutch knew by Starsky’s teasing tone that he was supposed to rise to the bait, argue about which of them was the bright one in their partnership. But seeing Starsky there, caught in the festive glow of the tree lights and lit up from within with love and happiness, Hutch could only nod. It was true, after all.

“Just like us. Merry Christmas, babe.”

December 8th- Starsky’s Deck the Halls by Daisy Morgan

Deck the halls with boughs of holly!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Tis the season to be jolly!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Starsk, what are you doing?

Don we now our gay apparel

You mean the body harnesses with cock straps that we got at Uncle Elmo’s?

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Let’s read a story by Lewis Carroll

That’s not how the song goes

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

See the blazing lube before us

Blazing lube? That sounds unpleasant.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
My favorite dinosaur is stegosaurus

Oh brother

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me to the bedroom in merry measure

I’m right behind you, buddy

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While I engage you in sexual pleasure

I’m looking forward to it

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

I rip my partner’s clothes off quickly

So you’ve just given up on the actual lyrics, then?

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Even though he can be somewhat prickly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

If only you would just stop singing
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

What’s that? I think the phone is ringing

No, it’s not

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Let’s put the butt plugs in our asses
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Now sing we joyous, both together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Both sing: AS WE WEAR THESE BONDS OF STUDS AAAANND LEATHER
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA!

Ah, that feels good, babe…

December 18th- Unconditional by Dandelion

A preview of a new novel

Chapter 1, Scene 1

“You’re not listening to me,” Starsky whined.

Hutch disagreed. “I’ve heard every word you’ve said.”

“How can you dig holes and hear me at the same time, hm?”

“I’m a magical being.”

“You’re definitely a bean, but I’m not sure of the magic.” Continue reading “December 18th- Unconditional by Dandelion”

December 22nd- Relative Harmony by Dawnwind

She was beautiful: shy and sweet with a gleeful joy sparkling in her blue eyes. Terry Roberts had introduced them, back when she ran the special needs sports program at the Marshall Center. Terry and Starsky had insisted Hutch meet her, if only because of their shared last name. After all, how many Hutchinsons were there in the world?

More than you’d think, Hutch had wanted to say back then.

He’d been charmed by the softspoken Kristen. Now, long after Terry’s untimely death, he and Starsky still went over to the Marshall Center monthly, to hang out with the students there. They always brought a few games and treats to share. Kristen wasn’t one for basketball or soccer, but whenever Hutch banged out some tunes on the battered upright piano, she was right there at his elbow, singing along.

Maybe it was the season, maybe it was some cosmic fate that destined that this was the time. He’d never know.

Kristen had a clear soprano, with perfect pitch. When Hutch closed his eyes, playing O Little Town of Bethlehem from memory, he could hear his mother. Opening his eyes, he looked over at Kristen in her red velvet Christmas dress, and could almost see his mother.

But how could that be? Continue reading “December 22nd- Relative Harmony by Dawnwind”

December 7th- A Christmas Surprise by MeNThee

The lights from the huge Christmas tree sent warmth and a peaceful radiance through the apartment. Starsky wiggled his toes, which were comfortably ensconced in Hutch’s lap. Starsky’s back was nestled into one arm of the couch, while Hutch sat companionably next to the other arm, his legs resting on a pillow on the coffee table. Hutch absently rubbed his partner’s stockinged feet as he watched the flickering television screen. Continue reading “December 7th- A Christmas Surprise by MeNThee”

December 6th- Starsky’s Song by LilyK

Thanks, Starsk,” Hutch said in a subdued voice, sipping from his glass of red wine. “Great dinner.”

Starsky grinned. “My pleasure.”

“And thanks for… for keeping it low key.” Hutch looked at his lover over the rim of his glass, giving Starsky a warm smile.

“I know ya aren’t a big fan of Christmas. Since we had to work until 5 today, and it being just me and you, it was easy to toss the roast into a crock-pot with enough veggies to sink a battleship.” Starsky lifted his wineglass. They clinked their glasses together.

“That’s why I love you,” Hutch said. Continue reading “December 6th- Starsky’s Song by LilyK”

December 6th- Making Soup Without a Can Opener by Curlew

A recipe and a story. Two for the price of one.

Juggling paper sacks and keys, Starsky managed to get through the door without dropping anything — a minor miracle. Shaking his head and scattering a halo of raindrops, he pulled the door closed with his foot, and dumped the groceries in the kitchen before turning his attention to the figure stretched on the sofa. “Hey.”

“Hey yourself.”

“How’re you doing?”

“Fine.” Continue reading “December 6th- Making Soup Without a Can Opener by Curlew”

December 19th- White Christmas by Daisy Morgan

“…may your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be white…” Starsky sang along enthusiastically with the closing lyrics as Hutch stood up and turned off the TV.

“That’s my favorite Christmas movie. I miss havin’ a white Christmas,” he mused wistfully. “Don’t you, Hutch?”

“Sometimes. Although I don’t exactly miss the single-digit Minnesota winters or having to shovel three feet of snow off the driveway.” Hutch paused to pull something off the tree. “Trick or treat?” he asked suddenly, standing in front of the sofa where Starsky was sitting.

“You feelin’ okay, Blondie? I think you’ve mixed up your holidays.” Continue reading “December 19th- White Christmas by Daisy Morgan”